Wife vs Mistress

I don't know if all men cheat. I am sure that all married men must have at sometime wanted to cheat! I read somewhere that 60% of men cheat and 40% lie about cheating, or that might have been masturbating??

I guess I could put together a quiz on facebook: Which would you rather be a wife or a mistress....but I thought I would compose it here. This list consist of the pros and cons of either being a wife or a mistress. I did not determine which was a pro and which was a con, because that could be in the eye of the beholder...(like being together for all family functions)...I am however, trying not to duplicate for example: Wife ...always having to remind him to wear his wedding ring....Mistress...always having to tell him to take off his wedding ring..........so here goes

Wife
All holidays
All business functions
All family functions
Pictures
Someone to take care of you when you are sick
No more blowjobs
His money when he dies
taking care of the household
always wondering
security
stability

Mistress
Not sharing the remote control
sleeping in the middle of the bed
not having anyone see you when you are bloated
really hot sex
always getting to look Fabulous....
having to share your man
whore
dirty secret
homewrecker
midlife crisis


I am leaving out love. I don't know where it goes....does the man love his wife more if he doesn't leave her or does he love his mistress more because he has really already left his wife in his heart??