- Toddler shirts with small openings for the head
- Clothes that get twisted in the washer
- Cups that turn over in the dishwasher
- Pharmacists that dispense children's medicine without a syringe
- Toys that don't drain well in the bathtub
- Blinking blue light on my blackberry when I use my bluetooth
- My neighbor's chihuahua (I love chihuahuas, by the way, this one just won't shut up)
- Presidential campaigns
- Panties that give wedgies
- Mary Kay discontinuing ALL nail polish
- Bath and Bodyworks frequently discontinuing my favorite scents
- Church politics
- Mornings
- Losing an earring but still having the other
- Trash in the alley because the neighbor put it out 3 days early (different neighbor)
- My body because I am always sick
- Women who don't flush in public bathrooms
- Men who think if they just peed they don't have to wash their hands
- Garage sales blocking my drive way
- Sales clerks that are rude
- Pricing for a new pair of black dress boots
- Victoria Secret models and Kelly Ripa
- When the Cowboys lose games
- Disrespect for the elderly
- Kids pants that show their boxers
- Bookstores not following standard library shelving rules
- Sun and Ski Barbie who has flat feet and a bigger waist so she doesn't fit any of the Barbie clothing line
- My cuticles
- Sitting next to fat or stinky people on a plane
- Loud noises at hotels
- Racism
- Keanau Reeves
- My fucking prick bastard narcissistic husband that can't change a light bulb in the garage without telling me how worthless I am and how I have recently become retarded because I can't seem to do anything for myself anymore.
Hopefully I won't see hubby tomorrow and I will be able to make a new list of things that fascinate me.
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